Joelle

joelledirty @ 2009-11-14T00:02:00

2009-11-14T08:02:30Z

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09:52 I accidentally bought the Magnums of tampons. This should be interesting... #
12:43 What about having my reverse lights on tells you to stand directly behind my car? #
16:35 Beautiful sunset/pollution. I'll take it. #
21:10 LA's Dirty Show tonight!! Go see art by @Stevedietgoedde and @steeneeweenee www.dirtyshow.org/ (via @aradiaardor) #

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I Need Your Grace

2009-11-13T07:35:33Z

joelledirty @ 2009-11-12T01:00:00

2009-11-12T08:00:11Z

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14:16 Thanks, sushi place for the MSG dosed miso soup. The heart palpitations will give me that edge I need for this important meeting. #
19:20 "I love Pecker!", I exclaimed in an important work meeting. Who's cool? #
22:56 This Edelzwicker is the shizz. You're jealous. #

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joelledirty @ 2009-11-11T01:00:00

2009-11-11T08:00:15Z

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11:54 Waltzing Matilda saves the day. #

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joelledirty @ 2009-11-10T01:00:00

2009-11-10T08:00:15Z

She stirs...

10:38 Everything you think you know... #
11:16 Pay attention to your money flow today as you are tempted to p... More for Libra bit.ly/15xn9X #

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joelledirty @ 2009-11-08T01:02:00

2009-11-08T08:02:47Z

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06:00 I hate when I netflix a really bad movie. How did this happen? #
22:14 "you find a new normal" #

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joelledirty @ 2009-11-07T01:03:00

2009-11-07T08:03:53Z

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08:16 Today will be a better day. #
10:21 Today you may get a taste of the tough issues that you must ta... More for Libra bit.ly/15xn9X #
21:27 Best. Meatball. Evar. Vegan card revoked and burned beyond recognition. #

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joelledirty @ 2009-11-06T01:03:00

2009-11-06T08:03:20Z

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22:04 My dad has worked profanity into his vocabulary. I like it. #
23:42 WTF lightening, hail and crazy winds. Where are we? #

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joelledirty @ 2009-11-05T01:05:00

2009-11-05T08:05:19Z

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01:42 You may seem a bit flighty today, making it tough for anyone t... More for Libra bit.ly/15xn9X #
13:18 My cleavage just sold some wine. So proud. :( #
15:54 Tap tap tap. Yawn. #
20:52 Skinny Puppy! Woo! #

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joelledirty @ 2009-10-23T00:03:00

2009-10-23T07:03:21Z

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02:05 The decisions you make these days are crucial to your long-ter... More for Libra bit.ly/15xn9X #
21:13 There are a shitload of cops in our neighborhood. It's like they've covered all possible exits. Creepy. Alarm is set. #
21:46 Digression: I am loving my new job. I am learning tons, meeting challenges and hurtling obstacles...and I am drinking better wine. Win. #

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joelledirty @ 2009-10-22T00:02:00

2009-10-22T07:02:36Z

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02:06 You are inspired to create something extraordinary today, but ... More for Libra bit.ly/15xn9X #
12:59 Skurnik Champagne seminar in the afternoon. Not bad. Amazing wines. #
22:57 Exhausted. All goodness. #

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joelledirty @ 2009-10-21T00:02:00

2009-10-21T07:02:52Z

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02:07 You appear quite optimistic today, but it's not easy for you t... More for Libra bit.ly/15xn9X #
14:18 We're back! Seattle Erotic Art Festival is 4/29-5/2/2010 Seattle Center Exhibition Hall. bit.ly/WxWAV Artists: Call for Art is open! #

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joelledirty @ 2009-10-20T00:04:00

2009-10-20T07:04:30Z

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02:01 Although you are trying to maintain your cool today, you know ... More for Libra bit.ly/15xn9X #
15:24 I just sent my boss a text meant for my bf. Woops. It could have been worse. #

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joelledirty @ 2009-10-19T00:02:00

2009-10-19T07:02:48Z

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02:05 Just as your life appeared to be returning to a less complicat... More for Libra bit.ly/15xn9X #
16:47 Our neighbors have a bunch of loud motorbikes. They keep going back and forth in the alley. I am going to go strangle them now. #
17:34 Note to self: buy noise cancelling head phones. #
22:11 "semen is such a persistant stain." #

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joelledirty @ 2009-10-18T00:02:00

2009-10-18T07:02:46Z

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02:10 The New Moon in your sign signals a helpful break from the pas... More for Libra bit.ly/15xn9X #
07:17 I really wanted to sleep in today. Awake. Boo. #

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joelledirty @ 2009-10-17T00:02:00

2009-10-17T07:02:20Z

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01:53 There's a lot of good news floating around in your world today... More for Libra bit.ly/15xn9X #
10:57 Thank you Coffee Dude for making my soy latte the temperature of molten lava. #
11:52 Windshield time with My Bloody Valentine, emphatic rainfall and baby carrots. Goal: deliver three small pieces of wine-stained paper. #
12:53 QOTD: " I have a sticky bag today." #

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joelledirty @ 2009-10-16T00:03:00

2009-10-16T07:03:10Z

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01:53 There may be an unspoken truth that needs to come out in the o... More for Libra bit.ly/15xn9X #
08:24 Up since 5AM. Reality sinking in. #
12:02 I have that enviable headache behind the eyeballs. Very aware of my sockets. #
14:28 Ladies: I need a good day moisturizer to go under MAC. What I am using is not working. Even with primer. Ideas? #
19:21 Jesus Christ made Seattle under protest. #

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joelledirty @ 2009-10-15T00:03:00

2009-10-15T07:03:30Z

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01:56 You may become aware once more that your social conditions are... More for Libra bit.ly/15xn9X #
08:23 This got me out of bed. Ty. "good morning little timefish of the internet. hands off cocks, on with your socks." (via @warrenellis) #
10:46 I just saw a guy swerve out of his way to kill a squirrel. What an asshole. Grr. #
15:48 Dude, it's TCA not TCH. Wine nerd moment. #
22:27 The gravity of it all is hitting me whether it fits into my schedule or not. #
22:38 Favorite: bit.ly/jA46r #

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joelledirty @ 2009-10-14T00:02:00

2009-10-14T07:02:31Z

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01:54 Someone you love may be making big promises now, but you want ... More for Libra bit.ly/15xn9X #
11:33 I've started dreaming again after a 2 yr hiatus. Visitation from my mom. I'm in a fog. #

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joelledirty @ 2009-10-13T00:02:00

2009-10-13T07:02:32Z

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02:11 You would like to show your friends and associates how importa... More for Libra bit.ly/15xn9X #

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joelledirty @ 2009-10-12T00:02:00

2009-10-12T07:02:25Z

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02:09 There is little doubt that your good intentions can carry you ... More for Libra bit.ly/15xn9X #
15:03 This Salvodoran Bakery is dangerously close to our house. NOM. #

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joelledirty @ 2009-10-11T00:02:00

2009-10-11T07:02:24Z

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02:09 Mercury's current visit to your sign should make you more talk... More for Libra bit.ly/15xn9X #
22:02 Ack. Kate Bush falls under the "easy listening" iTunes veil. Am I really there in life? #
22:16 You're welcome. Ghosts of Love: bit.ly/2iONZl #

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joelledirty @ 2009-10-10T00:02:00

2009-10-10T07:02:36Z

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01:57 Your key planet Venus is hiding in your 12th House of Secrets ... More for Libra bit.ly/15xn9X #
23:14 "I don't get an escape from my serious side." #
23:42 I love how Mono always plays in Seattle for my birthday. They are going to break my heart all over again. #

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joelledirty @ 2009-10-09T00:02:00

2009-10-09T07:02:13Z

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02:11 You are able to hide your fears today, making it easier to int... More for Libra bit.ly/15xn9X #
10:54 My job is dangerously like shopping. #
15:47 There is something about hearing French that makes me weak in the knees. #

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joelledirty @ 2009-10-08T00:02:00

2009-10-08T07:02:09Z

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01:51 You could work yourself into a temporary funk today as you wor... More for Libra bit.ly/15xn9X #
15:46 Waiting for my time with a wine buyer, bacon aroma hanging heavily in the air, a giant poodle's nose in my crotch. Fun! #

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