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  <pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:02:30 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;09:52&lt;/em&gt; I accidentally bought the Magnums of tampons. This should be interesting... &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5685937775&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:43&lt;/em&gt; What about having my reverse lights on tells you to stand directly behind my car? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5690320426&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:35&lt;/em&gt; Beautiful sunset/pollution. I&apos;ll take it. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5696199502&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:10&lt;/em&gt; LA&apos;s Dirty Show tonight!! Go see art by @Stevedietgoedde and @steeneeweenee &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dirtyshow.org/&quot;&gt;www.dirtyshow.org/&lt;/a&gt; (via @aradiaardor) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5702091557&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 07:35:33 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I Need Your Grace</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:00:11 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:16&lt;/em&gt; Thanks, sushi place for the MSG dosed miso soup. The heart palpitations will give me that edge I need for this important meeting. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5631067630&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:20&lt;/em&gt; &quot;I love Pecker!&quot;, I exclaimed in an important work meeting. Who&apos;s cool? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5639108012&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:56&lt;/em&gt; This Edelzwicker is the shizz. You&apos;re jealous. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5643281958&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 08:00:15 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:54&lt;/em&gt; Waltzing Matilda saves the day. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5597561973&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:00:15 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:38&lt;/em&gt; Everything you think you know... &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5565477674&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:16&lt;/em&gt; Pay attention to your money flow today as you are tempted to p... More for Libra &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/15xn9X&quot;&gt;bit.ly/15xn9X&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5566346089&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 08:02:47 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:00&lt;/em&gt; I hate when I netflix a really bad movie. How did this happen? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5506406567&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:14&lt;/em&gt; &quot;you find a new normal&quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5526224170&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:03:53 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:16&lt;/em&gt; Today will be a better day. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5482097284&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:21&lt;/em&gt; Today you may get a taste of the tough issues that you must ta... More for Libra &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/15xn9X&quot;&gt;bit.ly/15xn9X&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5485160286&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:27&lt;/em&gt; Best. Meatball. Evar. Vegan card revoked and burned beyond recognition. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5499984333&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:03:20 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:04&lt;/em&gt; My dad has worked profanity into his vocabulary. I like it. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5472196251&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:42&lt;/em&gt; WTF lightening, hail and crazy winds. Where are we? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5473511819&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:05:19 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:42&lt;/em&gt; You may seem a bit flighty today, making it tough for anyone t... More for Libra &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/15xn9X&quot;&gt;bit.ly/15xn9X&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5416564107&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:18&lt;/em&gt; My cleavage just sold some wine. So proud. :( &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5430609597&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:54&lt;/em&gt; Tap tap tap. Yawn. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5434516394&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:52&lt;/em&gt; Skinny Puppy! Woo! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5441868705&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 07:03:21 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:05&lt;/em&gt; The decisions you make these days are crucial to your long-ter... More for Libra &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/15xn9X&quot;&gt;bit.ly/15xn9X&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5065309410&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:13&lt;/em&gt; There are a shitload of cops in our neighborhood. It&apos;s like they&apos;ve covered all possible exits. Creepy. Alarm is set. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5089058657&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:46&lt;/em&gt; Digression: I am loving my new job. I am learning tons, meeting challenges and hurtling obstacles...and I am drinking better wine. Win. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5089596427&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 07:02:36 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:06&lt;/em&gt; You are inspired to create something extraordinary today, but ... More for Libra &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/15xn9X&quot;&gt;bit.ly/15xn9X&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5040210798&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:59&lt;/em&gt; Skurnik Champagne seminar in the afternoon. Not bad. Amazing wines. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5050975299&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:57&lt;/em&gt; Exhausted. All goodness. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5063097989&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 07:02:52 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:07&lt;/em&gt; You appear quite optimistic today, but it&apos;s not easy for you t... More for Libra &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/15xn9X&quot;&gt;bit.ly/15xn9X&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5014802539&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:18&lt;/em&gt; We&apos;re back! Seattle Erotic Art Festival is 4/29-5/2/2010 Seattle Center Exhibition Hall. &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/WxWAV&quot;&gt;bit.ly/WxWAV&lt;/a&gt; Artists: Call for Art is open! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5027639748&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 07:04:30 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:01&lt;/em&gt; Although you are trying to maintain your cool today, you know ... More for Libra &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/15xn9X&quot;&gt;bit.ly/15xn9X&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4986842876&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:24&lt;/em&gt; I just sent my boss a text meant for my bf. Woops. It could have been worse. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/5002303434&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 07:02:48 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:05&lt;/em&gt; Just as your life appeared to be returning to a less complicat... More for Libra &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/15xn9X&quot;&gt;bit.ly/15xn9X&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4963565144&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:47&lt;/em&gt; Our neighbors have a bunch of loud motorbikes. They keep going back and forth in the alley. I am going to go strangle them now. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4977601331&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:34&lt;/em&gt; Note to self: buy noise cancelling head phones. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4978610162&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:11&lt;/em&gt; &quot;semen is such a persistant stain.&quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4984056411&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 07:02:46 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:10&lt;/em&gt; The New Moon in your sign signals a helpful break from the pas... More for Libra &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/15xn9X&quot;&gt;bit.ly/15xn9X&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4938965415&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:17&lt;/em&gt; I really wanted to sleep in today. Awake. Boo. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4942635077&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 07:02:20 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:53&lt;/em&gt; There&apos;s a lot of good news floating around in your world today... More for Libra &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/15xn9X&quot;&gt;bit.ly/15xn9X&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4911722667&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:57&lt;/em&gt; Thank you Coffee Dude for making my soy latte the temperature of molten lava. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4921731682&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:52&lt;/em&gt; Windshield time with My Bloody Valentine, emphatic rainfall and baby carrots. Goal: deliver three small pieces of wine-stained paper. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4922970753&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:53&lt;/em&gt; QOTD: &quot; I have a sticky bag today.&quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4924340828&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 07:03:10 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:53&lt;/em&gt; There may be an unspoken truth that needs to come out in the o... More for Libra &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/15xn9X&quot;&gt;bit.ly/15xn9X&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4884685793&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:24&lt;/em&gt; Up since 5AM. Reality sinking in. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4890899911&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:02&lt;/em&gt; I have that enviable headache behind the eyeballs. Very aware of my sockets. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4895846476&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:28&lt;/em&gt; Ladies: I need a good day moisturizer to go under MAC. What I am using is not working. Even with primer. Ideas? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4899039104&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:21&lt;/em&gt; Jesus Christ made Seattle  under protest. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4905475224&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 07:03:30 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:56&lt;/em&gt; You may become aware once more that your social conditions are... More for Libra &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/15xn9X&quot;&gt;bit.ly/15xn9X&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4857959485&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:23&lt;/em&gt; This got me out of bed. Ty. &quot;good morning little timefish of the internet.  hands off cocks, on with your socks.&quot; (via @warrenellis) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4864149682&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:46&lt;/em&gt; I just saw a guy swerve out of his way to kill a squirrel. What an asshole. Grr. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4867401159&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:48&lt;/em&gt; Dude, it&apos;s TCA not TCH. Wine nerd moment. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4873920228&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:27&lt;/em&gt; The gravity of it all is hitting me whether it fits into my schedule or not. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4882274537&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:38&lt;/em&gt; Favorite: &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/jA46r&quot;&gt;bit.ly/jA46r&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4882431095&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 07:02:31 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:54&lt;/em&gt; Someone you love may be making big promises now, but you want ... More for Libra &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/15xn9X&quot;&gt;bit.ly/15xn9X&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4830999171&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:33&lt;/em&gt; I&apos;ve started dreaming again after a 2 yr hiatus. Visitation from my mom. I&apos;m in a fog. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4841241707&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 07:02:32 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:11&lt;/em&gt; You would like to show your friends and associates how importa... More for Libra &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/15xn9X&quot;&gt;bit.ly/15xn9X&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4805209669&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 07:02:25 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:09&lt;/em&gt; There is little doubt that your good intentions can carry you ... More for Libra &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/15xn9X&quot;&gt;bit.ly/15xn9X&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4781087064&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:03&lt;/em&gt; This Salvodoran Bakery is dangerously close to our house. NOM. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4793693669&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 07:02:24 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:09&lt;/em&gt; Mercury&apos;s current visit to your sign should make you more talk... More for Libra &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/15xn9X&quot;&gt;bit.ly/15xn9X&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4757399403&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:02&lt;/em&gt; Ack. Kate Bush falls under the &quot;easy listening&quot; iTunes veil. Am I really there in life? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4778086239&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:16&lt;/em&gt; You&apos;re welcome. Ghosts of Love: &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/2iONZl&quot;&gt;bit.ly/2iONZl&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4778299015&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 07:02:36 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:57&lt;/em&gt; Your key planet Venus is hiding in your 12th House of Secrets ... More for Libra &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/15xn9X&quot;&gt;bit.ly/15xn9X&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4730374303&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:14&lt;/em&gt; &quot;I don&apos;t get an escape from my serious side.&quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4755543509&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:42&lt;/em&gt; I love how Mono always plays  in Seattle for my birthday. They are going to break my heart all over again. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4755884363&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 07:02:13 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:11&lt;/em&gt; You are able to hide your fears today, making it easier to int... More for Libra &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/15xn9X&quot;&gt;bit.ly/15xn9X&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4705185609&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:54&lt;/em&gt; My job is dangerously like shopping. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4713116815&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:47&lt;/em&gt; There is something about hearing French that makes me weak in the knees. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4719207077&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 07:02:09 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>She stirs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:51&lt;/em&gt; You could work yourself into a temporary funk today as you wor... More for Libra &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/15xn9X&quot;&gt;bit.ly/15xn9X&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4678121506&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:46&lt;/em&gt; Waiting for my time with a wine buyer, bacon aroma hanging heavily in the air, a giant poodle&apos;s nose in my crotch. Fun! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/joelledirty/statuses/4693901074&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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